The best options you can find right now
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Look, I’m as surprised as the next person we talk to about advent calendars in this fucking September. But if previous years have taught us anything, it’s that a good quality version of this seasonal gift will sell and sell. early.
Apparently there were some advent calendars in 2021 that sold out in October. Before people have even finished removing makeup for Halloween.
So if you want to nab one of this year’s best advent calendars, you better act fast. To help you do that, here’s a list of options that have already started rolling out (the Grinch cringes, we know).
The best advent calendars you can find in 2022… already
This baby is a 24 day calendar with 24 gifts designed for couples play – although they can be used in any setting you like, really. With a lovely celestial theme, this gift set comes (lol) with a range of vibrators, anal toys, bondage treats and sensory toys.
Valued at $680, the set is pretty serious business for anyone looking for an enjoyable holiday season.
If 24 sex toys is a bit too much for you, there’s a 12-day advent calendar designed for vulva owners that features clitoral vibrations, nipple suckers, and more.
This set is valued at $400+.
No, we’re not done with sex toy calendars yet. Lovehoney’s 12 Days of Play Blowmotion Advent Calendar is designed for penis owners and features everything from cock rings to vibrating toys.
This one is valued at $360.
Rounding out the spicy advent calendar collection is this lingerie option, also from Lovehoney. From underwear to eye mask and scented candle, this set is the one with a whole collection of sexy gifts.
Size options range from 8 to 28 and items are valued at $180.
Tea lovers ready. T2 has this gorgeous little advent calendar option available to buy now for $40. With 24 different sachets to try, it’s a convenient way to sample different beers at the end of the year.
Technically, these are still from Liquor Loot’s 2021 lineup but you can still get your hands on them for now. According to the website, this set includes “24 30ml gin tasters and accompanying tasting notes from our spirits specialists will help guide the way and educate your palate.”
This range is not yet on sale, but will be available from October 1st – mark your calendars.
LEGO Guardians of the Galaxy, Star Wars and Harry Potter advent calendars go on sale this year, each with mini builds and characters to get excited about.
NET-A-PORTER has announced the return of its 25 Days of Beauty Advent Calendar for 2022, so watch this space. Tata Harper’s Replenishing Cleanser and Charlotte Tilbury’s Look of Love Kissing Lipstick in Nude Romance are just some of the products hitting the calendar this year, so get ready for some epic beauty giveaways.
This article has been updated since its original publication.